1 00:00:04,533 --> 00:00:07,967 (Drum beat) 2 00:00:55,667 --> 00:00:59,767 (Ominous music) 3 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,800 (Leaves ruffling) 4 00:01:22,433 --> 00:01:23,800 (Laughs) 5 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,100 Why are you interrupting my practice? 6 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,467 Oh, you're the notorious blood ninjas, are you? 7 00:01:30,567 --> 00:01:31,467 Huh? 8 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:33,833 C'mon! Prepare to fight. 9 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:36,333 (Laughs) 10 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,767 I don't think I can fight you right now, 11 00:01:38,067 --> 00:01:40,233 Because of this, and this. 12 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,100 We know you're drunk, 13 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:43,667 But what's the needle for? 14 00:01:43,767 --> 00:01:46,600 Needle to prick. 15 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:48,733 (Laughs) 16 00:01:48,867 --> 00:01:49,967 Why do you have it? 17 00:01:50,533 --> 00:01:51,700 (Laughs) 18 00:01:52,133 --> 00:01:53,500 This needle is real good. 19 00:01:54,267 --> 00:01:55,433 It'll make you laugh. 20 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,067 Want to try? 21 00:01:57,467 --> 00:01:58,900 (Laughs) 22 00:01:59,233 --> 00:02:00,433 We're coming here to fight you. 23 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:01,533 Do I have to fight? 24 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:03,467 Do I have a choice? 25 00:02:03,767 --> 00:02:05,200 You can kill yourself. 26 00:02:08,067 --> 00:02:09,833 What? Kill myself? 27 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:11,067 Impossible. 28 00:02:11,933 --> 00:02:13,100 Then fight. 29 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:16,233 (Grunting and groaning) 30 00:02:16,567 --> 00:02:17,467 (Laughs) 31 00:02:17,533 --> 00:02:18,367 You can't force me to fight. 32 00:02:18,667 --> 00:02:20,100 I'm an acupuncturist. 33 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:22,600 I'm not a fighter. I'm peaceful. 34 00:02:23,700 --> 00:02:25,533 (Grunting and hitting) 35 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:34,733 (Lively music) 36 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:11,600 (Hysterical laughter) 37 00:03:37,567 --> 00:03:39,067 [Man] Old Master, 38 00:03:39,067 --> 00:03:41,067 Say goodbye to your drunken fist game. 39 00:03:41,933 --> 00:03:43,533 [Old Master] Why don't you leave me alone? 40 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:45,800 Go away and stop disturbing me. 41 00:03:46,733 --> 00:03:48,267 [Man] You're a rat in a trap. 42 00:03:49,067 --> 00:03:50,733 You'd better come out and fight. 43 00:03:51,067 --> 00:03:52,833 [Old Master] I said leave me alone. 44 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,733 [Man] Then you'll burn to death. 45 00:03:57,833 --> 00:03:59,133 Now, get him! 46 00:04:00,067 --> 00:04:01,900 (Yelling) 47 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:12,700 [Man] He's getting away. 48 00:04:13,133 --> 00:04:14,067 After him. 49 00:04:20,767 --> 00:04:22,167 What do we do? 50 00:04:22,533 --> 00:04:23,533 Here's the bottle. 51 00:04:29,467 --> 00:04:31,667 Way to find him. Go. 52 00:04:33,533 --> 00:04:35,800 Brother, just take care of yourself, 53 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,367 And don't worry about me. 54 00:04:42,067 --> 00:04:46,067 (Gentle music) 55 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,533 We have killed the Drunken Master, as you ordered. 56 00:05:21,567 --> 00:05:23,100 You've done a good job. 57 00:05:24,133 --> 00:05:25,667 Now that there's nobody left, 58 00:05:25,667 --> 00:05:28,600 They try to destroy the blood ninja clan. 59 00:05:29,333 --> 00:05:31,133 At last, we gotten rid of the old bastard. 60 00:05:31,367 --> 00:05:32,700 Him and his drunken fist fighters 61 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,733 Were always trying to take over our business. 62 00:05:35,933 --> 00:05:37,167 We stayed up all night, 63 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:38,433 Just to kill him for you. 64 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:41,933 Now you can make the blood ninjas 65 00:05:41,933 --> 00:05:43,700 The best in martial arts, 66 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:46,267 Since you've been relieved of all opposition. 67 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:48,600 I must ask. 68 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,567 Do you have any proof of his death? 69 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,600 Huh? Yes. 70 00:05:54,833 --> 00:05:56,433 I brought you his bottle. 71 00:06:02,767 --> 00:06:04,067 Here. 72 00:06:10,533 --> 00:06:12,800 I thought I told you to bring me his head. 73 00:06:13,233 --> 00:06:14,333 I couldn't do that, sir. 74 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:15,867 He was completely burnt. 75 00:06:16,867 --> 00:06:18,267 I don't believe a word of it. 76 00:06:18,267 --> 00:06:20,233 You're lying, and you fools have let him escape. 77 00:06:20,767 --> 00:06:21,467 (Bottle shatters) 78 00:06:23,667 --> 00:06:26,300 (Groans) 79 00:06:31,667 --> 00:06:33,733 Once you have deceived me, your death will come. 80 00:06:39,067 --> 00:06:40,900 Oh Madam, please tell me what I can do for you. 81 00:06:42,300 --> 00:06:44,933 I've been so sad since my dear husband died. 82 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,233 Please help to make me laugh again. 83 00:06:47,867 --> 00:06:49,133 (Sobbing) 84 00:06:49,133 --> 00:06:50,233 Well, how long would you like to laugh for? 85 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:52,067 What is the price for one hour? 86 00:06:53,133 --> 00:06:55,767 For one hour, it'll cost you exactly one dollar. 87 00:06:55,867 --> 00:06:59,067 And for all day long it'll cost you five dollars. 88 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:00,833 (Sobbing) Yes. 89 00:07:02,167 --> 00:07:06,133 (Stringed instrument music) 90 00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:44,300 (Laughing) 91 00:07:49,433 --> 00:07:51,500 Thank you, Doctor. I feel wonderful. 92 00:07:51,867 --> 00:07:54,167 (Laughing) 93 00:07:54,267 --> 00:07:55,667 (Laughs) 94 00:07:55,733 --> 00:07:59,233 Hey! Everybody, do you believe? 95 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:02,100 Don't be sad. Don't you know? 96 00:08:03,467 --> 00:08:06,267 I just happen to have here in my possession 97 00:08:06,267 --> 00:08:09,233 A little secret that will keep you all from being sad. 98 00:08:10,767 --> 00:08:14,367 All that you have to do is give it a try, 99 00:08:14,367 --> 00:08:15,933 And all your worries will vanish. 100 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:18,867 I know you people well, 101 00:08:18,867 --> 00:08:21,667 And it's obvious to me that you all want to be happy. 102 00:08:23,133 --> 00:08:26,800 Smile, and your wishes will all come true. 103 00:08:28,067 --> 00:08:29,167 [Man] Out of my way. 104 00:08:29,167 --> 00:08:30,067 [Man] You don't believe me? 105 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:31,800 Just try. 106 00:08:42,067 --> 00:08:43,633 May I help you, sir? 107 00:08:44,667 --> 00:08:46,300 You say, you have the power 108 00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:47,600 To make people smile. 109 00:08:48,267 --> 00:08:50,067 That's right. With this? 110 00:08:50,233 --> 00:08:51,633 Do you want a go? 111 00:08:52,067 --> 00:08:55,633 Well, what will you do if you can't make me laugh? 112 00:08:55,933 --> 00:08:56,767 What then? 113 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:58,867 But I will. I know. 114 00:08:59,633 --> 00:09:00,733 How much is it? 115 00:09:01,533 --> 00:09:02,667 Have no fear. 116 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:05,733 All day long. Just five dollars. 117 00:09:06,767 --> 00:09:07,933 Now let me see. 118 00:09:10,833 --> 00:09:12,067 What are you doing? 119 00:09:12,567 --> 00:09:14,500 Disinfecting it. My hair cleans it. 120 00:09:15,633 --> 00:09:18,167 Now you be sure. I want to really laugh. 121 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,100 (Laughs) 122 00:09:41,633 --> 00:09:46,100 (Laughs) 123 00:09:53,067 --> 00:09:54,933 Hey look. That guy really made him laugh. 124 00:09:55,633 --> 00:09:57,767 Look at me. I can't stop laughing. 125 00:09:57,833 --> 00:09:59,500 (Laughs) 126 00:10:02,467 --> 00:10:05,133 I told you so. Now payment, please. 127 00:10:05,633 --> 00:10:08,000 Don't you know who I am? (Laughs) 128 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,900 I'm not paying you. Gotcha. 129 00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:20,400 I'm getting weak from so much laughing. 130 00:10:21,867 --> 00:10:23,667 Hey, can't you make him stop that? 131 00:10:25,633 --> 00:10:27,533 He told me he really wanted to laugh. 132 00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:29,233 I'm just giving him what he asked for. 133 00:10:29,567 --> 00:10:31,000 Can't he stop? 134 00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:35,767 (Groaning and grunting) 135 00:10:36,967 --> 00:10:38,433 There is even a slight chance, 136 00:10:38,433 --> 00:10:40,733 That you may have to laugh yourself to death. 137 00:10:41,633 --> 00:10:42,867 (Laughs) I'm gonna kill you. 138 00:10:44,233 --> 00:10:46,700 (Groaning and grunting) 139 00:10:47,933 --> 00:10:49,367 In fact, I have heard of some people 140 00:10:49,367 --> 00:10:51,833 Who split their stomachs open from laughing too much. 141 00:10:51,933 --> 00:10:53,200 Dirty bastard. What a swindle. 142 00:10:54,033 --> 00:10:56,667 (Grunting and groaning) 143 00:11:01,167 --> 00:11:03,067 (Laughs) 144 00:11:04,667 --> 00:11:06,067 (Screams) 145 00:11:20,233 --> 00:11:21,233 [Man] Hey, come back here. 146 00:11:21,233 --> 00:11:22,400 Come back. 147 00:11:25,767 --> 00:11:29,833 (Ominous music) 148 00:11:34,367 --> 00:11:37,433 (Smacking) 149 00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:40,367 (Yelling) 150 00:11:58,133 --> 00:12:00,367 (Mumbling) 151 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,433 Did you ask to see me? 152 00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:18,567 (Laughs) 153 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,900 I'm so glad you couldn't make it. 154 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,067 [Man] These are my faithful men. 155 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,567 [Man] Oh, they look worthy. 156 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:43,067 (Ominous music) 157 00:12:43,933 --> 00:12:45,300 I understand. 158 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:48,967 (Lively music) 159 00:13:40,533 --> 00:13:42,500 I lost my balance. 160 00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:43,767 [Man] (laughs) 161 00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:45,400 Now you see how useless you are. 162 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,067 How dare you insult me 163 00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,733 When I'm the best fighter in this game? 164 00:13:50,533 --> 00:13:51,967 [Man] (laughs) 165 00:13:52,733 --> 00:13:54,100 Who are you? 166 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,467 Have you come here to fight, or to learn from me? 167 00:13:57,733 --> 00:13:59,067 We have all come here 168 00:13:59,067 --> 00:14:00,867 Looking for the man called Drunken Master. 169 00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:04,267 You are obviously an imposter. 170 00:14:05,733 --> 00:14:06,933 Imposter? 171 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,600 Goddamnit. 172 00:14:11,133 --> 00:14:13,667 You'd better be careful with what you say about me. 173 00:14:16,433 --> 00:14:17,833 You imposter. 174 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,400 You've never even met him, 175 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:23,100 So how can you be so sure that I am not him? 176 00:14:24,867 --> 00:14:26,067 You're lying. 177 00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:35,767 (Grunting and groaning) 178 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,267 Where is the real master? 179 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,567 I have something I want to say to him. 180 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:48,833 You bastard. 181 00:14:49,133 --> 00:14:50,500 How dare you sneak on in here, 182 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,300 And then accuse me of lying. 183 00:14:53,867 --> 00:14:56,267 (Laughs) Weakling. C'mon. 184 00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:00,567 You're the one who's running away. 185 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,400 You say I'm weak, but you're the one who's running away 186 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,733 Like a scared woman. 187 00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:06,300 You're the weakling. 188 00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:08,333 Huh? 189 00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:14,667 (Yelling) 190 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:19,167 (Laughing) 191 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:32,667 I'm good. I'm good. 192 00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:40,667 (Dramatic music) 193 00:15:54,267 --> 00:15:55,500 Do you know this man? 194 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,400 No, I don't. 195 00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:03,733 Who is it? 196 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,467 Drunken kid? 197 00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:16,800 Where is the drunken master and his sister? 198 00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:20,767 I don't know. 199 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:23,600 Well, then maybe you know 200 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,300 About the drunken kid? 201 00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:27,733 I don't know. 202 00:16:27,933 --> 00:16:29,833 [Man] You don't tell us, we will kill you, 203 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,333 And it'll be a slow death, old man. 204 00:16:32,767 --> 00:16:34,333 You bastard. 205 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,133 I know you are... 206 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:44,200 Do you think you can just walk in here and take over? 207 00:16:44,933 --> 00:16:46,633 [Man] Watch what you're saying, old man. 208 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,067 (Smacking) 209 00:16:54,067 --> 00:16:56,100 (Grunting and groaning) 210 00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:10,233 (Screaming) 211 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:42,067 (Ominous music) 212 00:18:02,967 --> 00:18:04,133 Teacher! 213 00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:07,867 Teacher, what happened. 214 00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:11,233 Teacher, tell me what happened. 215 00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:17,100 The blood ninjas. 216 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:20,633 What? The blood ninjas did it? 217 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,067 They're looking for you and Me-Rang. 218 00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:25,367 You're in danger. 219 00:18:26,633 --> 00:18:27,800 Danger? 220 00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:32,900 Drunken Kid, now my life is over. 221 00:18:33,233 --> 00:18:34,600 I wish... 222 00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:39,167 I wish I could have taught you more about it. 223 00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:40,333 Teacher! 224 00:18:42,233 --> 00:18:43,433 Find Me-Rang. 225 00:18:45,267 --> 00:18:48,133 Find her. Run away. 226 00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:55,067 Teacher. 227 00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:58,267 [Man] (groans) Let go. 228 00:19:00,433 --> 00:19:01,533 Find her. 229 00:19:08,533 --> 00:19:10,267 (Laughing) 230 00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:24,100 [Man] This way is the fairest. 231 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,400 [Man] Right. 232 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:31,867 Don't cheat now. 233 00:19:32,067 --> 00:19:33,333 Why should I? 234 00:19:33,967 --> 00:19:35,300 C'mon. 235 00:19:39,067 --> 00:19:40,700 One, two, three, 236 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,433 And then take your hand off. 237 00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:44,400 All right. 238 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,100 - [Man] One, two, three. - [Man] One, two, three. 239 00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:54,600 The sword never lies. 240 00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:56,267 Oh dear. 241 00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:57,767 It looks like I get her this time. 242 00:19:58,600 --> 00:19:59,733 What? 243 00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:01,633 You see, the sword never lies. 244 00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:03,833 Who do you think you are anyway? 245 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,867 You just can't walk in and take her like this. 246 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:07,967 Take her? 247 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,433 I'll take whatever I want to take. 248 00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:13,900 (Groaning) 249 00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:18,067 Oh, you're a very beautiful girl, aren't you? 250 00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:21,333 (Groaning) 251 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,267 What's wrong? 252 00:20:27,067 --> 00:20:29,100 What are you wearing this for? 253 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,400 You look stupid there, all tied up. 254 00:20:37,967 --> 00:20:39,733 Let's get this off. 255 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,800 Is that better? 256 00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:47,100 Yeah. 257 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,233 Listen, I've helped you, 258 00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:57,400 So you must pay me, right? 259 00:20:58,233 --> 00:21:01,267 (Slapping and groaning) 260 00:21:13,733 --> 00:21:14,700 [Man] That's right. 261 00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:26,433 You got 'em. Way to go. 262 00:21:26,433 --> 00:21:27,800 What a show. 263 00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:29,833 You really got 'em. Huh? 264 00:21:31,867 --> 00:21:33,433 That's right. Get 'em out of here. 265 00:21:33,433 --> 00:21:34,467 Go on. That's it. 266 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,067 (Laughs) 267 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,067 Thank you. Thank you. 268 00:21:38,367 --> 00:21:40,100 Thanks. Thank you. 269 00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,533 I knew you were a kind man, 270 00:21:42,533 --> 00:21:44,800 From the very moment I set eyes on you. 271 00:21:45,267 --> 00:21:46,667 (Laughs) 272 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:47,967 I want money. 273 00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:50,133 I wonder how much you have on you. 274 00:21:51,767 --> 00:21:54,500 (Laughs) Money? 275 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,500 I have no money. 276 00:21:56,767 --> 00:21:57,667 What? 277 00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,700 I'm just a poor old man. 278 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,167 I don't have any money. 279 00:22:01,733 --> 00:22:03,800 Life's been very difficult for me lately. 280 00:22:04,367 --> 00:22:05,967 That girl was given to me. 281 00:22:07,300 --> 00:22:09,233 You see what I mean? 282 00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:12,233 You want money? Sorry. 283 00:22:13,167 --> 00:22:14,667 You stinking beggar. 284 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,200 Huh? 285 00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:17,967 Don't call me that. 286 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,467 Have pity on me. 287 00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:21,900 I have no pity on you old man, 288 00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:23,133 So just take your girl. 289 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:24,133 Let me go. 290 00:22:24,833 --> 00:22:26,467 (Groans) 291 00:22:31,067 --> 00:22:32,433 Thank you, sir. 292 00:22:36,733 --> 00:22:38,300 Hey, what are you doing? 293 00:22:38,367 --> 00:22:39,800 Wait a moment. She's mine. 294 00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:41,100 You just can't take her. 295 00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:42,233 Thanks, old man. 296 00:22:42,233 --> 00:22:44,833 Come back with her. She's mine. 297 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,600 Come back. 298 00:22:58,667 --> 00:23:00,333 [Woman] What are you doing? 299 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,867 I haven't done anything wrong. 300 00:23:01,867 --> 00:23:03,233 I'm not a bad woman. 301 00:23:03,767 --> 00:23:05,267 Please let me go. 302 00:23:06,367 --> 00:23:08,400 (Sobbing) 303 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:09,367 Please. 304 00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:11,100 Please let me go. 305 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,100 (Sobbing) 306 00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:21,200 You just sit there. 307 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,100 Take it. 308 00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:25,433 There. 309 00:23:25,433 --> 00:23:26,967 Please don't hurt me anymore. 310 00:23:27,567 --> 00:23:28,933 I'll do anything you say. 311 00:23:29,067 --> 00:23:30,467 Please don't hit me. 312 00:23:31,067 --> 00:23:33,267 (Sobbing) 313 00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:38,800 Please. Please. 314 00:24:15,633 --> 00:24:20,500 (Happy music) 315 00:24:26,133 --> 00:24:28,267 Aren't I the best lover you've ever had? 316 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,700 Yes. 317 00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:35,133 The best, and also the last one. 318 00:24:37,133 --> 00:24:38,667 What? Last one? 319 00:24:38,967 --> 00:24:43,067 Yes, because you saved me life. 320 00:24:43,967 --> 00:24:45,400 So what about it? 321 00:24:46,267 --> 00:24:47,667 Darling, tell me. 322 00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:49,400 How do you make your living? 323 00:24:49,767 --> 00:24:51,233 Me? I'm a cop. 324 00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:53,100 I catch robbers, 325 00:24:54,433 --> 00:24:57,067 And try to rid the earth of all the bad elements. 326 00:24:57,433 --> 00:24:59,900 (Giggles) It sounds so exciting. 327 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,567 How did you get to be with that old man? 328 00:25:04,467 --> 00:25:06,667 When I was small my parents died, 329 00:25:07,067 --> 00:25:09,100 And I went to live with my aunt and uncle. 330 00:25:10,367 --> 00:25:11,700 When they moved to a bigger town 331 00:25:11,700 --> 00:25:14,567 They knew money would be tight there, 332 00:25:14,567 --> 00:25:16,067 So they gave me to him. 333 00:25:16,567 --> 00:25:18,233 Aren't you still just a child? 334 00:25:18,567 --> 00:25:19,467 No. 335 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,933 How old are you? 336 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:22,900 18. 337 00:25:23,867 --> 00:25:24,767 Relatives? 338 00:25:24,767 --> 00:25:25,700 Not anymore. 339 00:25:25,833 --> 00:25:26,533 Alone? 340 00:25:26,767 --> 00:25:27,967 I guess so. 341 00:25:28,067 --> 00:25:28,900 You guess so. 342 00:25:29,133 --> 00:25:30,067 Yes. 343 00:25:32,767 --> 00:25:34,367 I think you're nice. 344 00:25:34,433 --> 00:25:36,100 Wandering around, you don't meet very many 345 00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:37,667 Nice people like you. 346 00:25:37,833 --> 00:25:39,767 All my life I've been unfortunate. 347 00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:42,067 But now I think maybe 348 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,233 My luck is changing a bit. 349 00:25:45,067 --> 00:25:46,467 Don't you think so too? 350 00:25:47,900 --> 00:25:49,900 I hope it is. I really do. 351 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,367 I'm your girl, 352 00:25:52,667 --> 00:25:54,633 And now I'll be happy. 353 00:25:56,700 --> 00:25:57,900 (Sighs) 354 00:25:57,967 --> 00:26:00,067 Together, we can make this thing work. 355 00:26:00,467 --> 00:26:01,733 You agree? 356 00:26:03,067 --> 00:26:04,733 Don't you think I'm pretty? 357 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:15,733 Where are you? 358 00:26:16,067 --> 00:26:17,467 Darling! 359 00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:20,400 (Thunder) 360 00:27:57,367 --> 00:28:00,067 (Ominous music) 361 00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:01,467 (Gasps) 362 00:28:17,067 --> 00:28:18,533 What the hell are you? 363 00:28:18,633 --> 00:28:20,367 Aren't you a little bit late for Halloween? 364 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,533 (Loud hitting) 365 00:28:47,333 --> 00:28:49,067 What? A ghost with a wig? 366 00:28:51,167 --> 00:28:53,067 You'll find out. Full of surprises. 367 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:56,567 (Yelling) 368 00:29:11,967 --> 00:29:14,067 I've got a nice present for you. 369 00:29:14,267 --> 00:29:16,633 It's especially designed for phoney ghosts. 370 00:29:25,067 --> 00:29:26,267 (Laughs) 371 00:29:30,167 --> 00:29:31,633 Now behave yourself while I'm gone. 372 00:29:34,967 --> 00:29:36,933 [Man] I can't stop laughing. 373 00:29:37,533 --> 00:29:38,900 Would you please help me stop? 374 00:29:39,633 --> 00:29:41,500 (Laughs) 375 00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:42,833 Oh please. 376 00:29:43,733 --> 00:29:46,233 (Ominous music) 377 00:29:48,633 --> 00:29:50,833 Anyone here? 378 00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:55,833 Someone else is coming here now. 379 00:29:56,067 --> 00:29:57,400 I can't stop laughing. 380 00:30:04,433 --> 00:30:05,733 (Laughs) 381 00:30:07,433 --> 00:30:09,000 (Laughs) 382 00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:51,333 You must be an escaped lunatic. 383 00:30:54,133 --> 00:30:56,800 (Laughs) Aren't you afraid of me? 384 00:30:57,833 --> 00:31:00,300 (Laughs hysterically) 385 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,167 I'm a scary ghost. 386 00:31:02,067 --> 00:31:04,100 (Smacking) 387 00:31:07,733 --> 00:31:09,233 (Laughs) 388 00:31:10,367 --> 00:31:11,800 You've got a pretty powerful punch. 389 00:31:11,867 --> 00:31:13,333 (Laughs) 390 00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:16,533 You should be more gentle. 391 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,967 Have you ever seen this guy? 392 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:26,500 Yes. (Laughs) 393 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,300 He stuck it in me. 394 00:31:30,467 --> 00:31:31,200 You met him? 395 00:31:32,900 --> 00:31:33,933 (Laughs) 396 00:31:45,733 --> 00:31:46,867 Me-Rang. 397 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:52,133 (Happy music) 398 00:31:55,767 --> 00:31:57,467 Darling! 399 00:31:57,700 --> 00:31:59,067 Are you all right? I've been worried. 400 00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:03,200 My darling. About teacher. 401 00:32:04,067 --> 00:32:06,067 I think it was the cutter. 402 00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:10,233 He attacked us, and tried to kill us, 403 00:32:11,567 --> 00:32:13,467 But then they all escaped through the fire. 404 00:32:15,933 --> 00:32:17,467 Za-car and his men. 405 00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:22,433 I'll make sure that I kill them all. 406 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:26,633 No, you can't! 407 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,767 I can't just let them get away. 408 00:32:31,233 --> 00:32:32,667 You can't beat them alone. 409 00:32:32,767 --> 00:32:33,900 There are too many. 410 00:32:34,067 --> 00:32:35,533 My brother is gone now. 411 00:32:36,867 --> 00:32:38,300 There is no one to protect us. 412 00:32:38,367 --> 00:32:39,800 You can't go away. 413 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:41,900 It's just something I have to do. 414 00:32:42,733 --> 00:32:44,100 I'll get them all! 415 00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:49,933 (Ominous music) 416 00:32:54,100 --> 00:32:55,733 Aren't you, Drunken Kid? 417 00:32:56,067 --> 00:32:56,967 That's right. 418 00:32:57,533 --> 00:32:58,767 Drunken Master. 419 00:32:58,867 --> 00:33:00,067 Where is he now? 420 00:33:00,567 --> 00:33:02,067 No idea. 421 00:33:03,067 --> 00:33:05,167 Then I'll have to take you with me as a hostage. 422 00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:07,767 What? But why? 423 00:33:08,467 --> 00:33:10,533 My boss is Sa-car-ah. 424 00:33:11,133 --> 00:33:13,067 He wants the old man to be in his care 425 00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:14,400 For just a little while. 426 00:33:15,567 --> 00:33:16,900 Damn you. 427 00:33:18,467 --> 00:33:20,733 I'm afraid you'll have to come too. 428 00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:24,667 We're trying to get rid of your whole Drunken Fist gang. 429 00:33:33,767 --> 00:33:36,667 (Sword swiping) 430 00:33:40,267 --> 00:33:42,567 (Groaning) 431 00:33:45,067 --> 00:33:45,900 (Laughs) 432 00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:47,100 Now I think your life too 433 00:33:47,100 --> 00:33:48,900 Must come to a bitter end. 434 00:34:15,067 --> 00:34:17,767 (Dramatic music) 435 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,567 What's the matter with you? 436 00:34:26,633 --> 00:34:28,200 You're not from Drunken Fist? 437 00:34:28,967 --> 00:34:31,367 I have my own reasons for wanting this man. 438 00:34:31,467 --> 00:34:32,733 Dead or alive. 439 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,700 Well, now it appears that we both want him. 440 00:34:36,833 --> 00:34:38,567 I guess we'll have to have a fight, 441 00:34:38,933 --> 00:34:40,400 And that will decide who gets him. 442 00:34:40,867 --> 00:34:44,467 (Laughs) You mean, he will be the prize? 443 00:34:45,167 --> 00:34:46,767 That's exactly what I mean. 444 00:34:48,133 --> 00:34:50,267 Now then, let's get this done. 445 00:34:51,733 --> 00:34:53,867 Hey, I'll be done in a minute. 446 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,567 You just wait there. 447 00:35:00,633 --> 00:35:03,800 (Ominous music) 448 00:35:05,067 --> 00:35:07,867 (Grunting and groaning) 449 00:35:09,067 --> 00:35:11,767 (Hitting) 450 00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:37,633 Where did he go? 451 00:35:39,767 --> 00:35:41,667 Hey! Where are you going? 452 00:35:42,333 --> 00:35:43,700 Our contest isn't over yet. 453 00:35:43,967 --> 00:35:46,067 You can't just run away like that. 454 00:35:51,133 --> 00:35:52,467 C'mon. Let's go. 455 00:35:52,533 --> 00:35:53,400 Hurry. 456 00:36:05,133 --> 00:36:06,167 Over there. 457 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:10,600 (Suspenseful music) 458 00:36:18,433 --> 00:36:21,233 I'm sorry, but I just can't seem to beat them. 459 00:36:21,867 --> 00:36:23,467 I guess I'm not strong enough. 460 00:36:23,533 --> 00:36:25,433 I'm just so glad that you're still all right. 461 00:36:26,333 --> 00:36:27,900 Why don't you listen? 462 00:36:27,967 --> 00:36:31,067 Give yourself some time to improve your fighting. 463 00:36:31,967 --> 00:36:33,600 Then I know you will get them. 464 00:36:34,467 --> 00:36:35,867 I don't think so. 465 00:36:36,300 --> 00:36:37,900 They're much stronger than I am. 466 00:36:38,267 --> 00:36:40,100 I'll have to practice very hard. 467 00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:42,867 I just know that you can do it. 468 00:36:43,233 --> 00:36:44,300 I have faith in you. 469 00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:47,967 (Happy music) 470 00:37:12,100 --> 00:37:13,533 Here, have a seat. 471 00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:15,067 We want... 472 00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:16,133 Of course, sir. 473 00:37:16,133 --> 00:37:17,500 Wine and beef for the table here. 474 00:37:18,100 --> 00:37:19,467 Oh, welcome. 475 00:37:25,700 --> 00:37:27,100 (Laughs) Welcome. 476 00:37:27,467 --> 00:37:29,067 Here, have a seat. 477 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,967 Would you like anything to drink, sir? 478 00:37:34,067 --> 00:37:35,067 Just tea. 479 00:37:35,067 --> 00:37:36,700 Of course. Tea. 480 00:37:39,567 --> 00:37:41,067 One more bottle of wine. 481 00:37:41,067 --> 00:37:42,900 Yes, sir. Of course. 482 00:38:23,533 --> 00:38:26,933 (Groaning) 483 00:38:30,267 --> 00:38:31,933 [Man] Come in, please. 484 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,067 There. Please take a seat. 485 00:38:37,567 --> 00:38:39,067 This way, please. 486 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,200 (Liquid pouring) 487 00:38:44,767 --> 00:38:48,067 (Crying) 488 00:38:59,233 --> 00:39:00,567 My love! 489 00:39:00,900 --> 00:39:02,067 Go away. 490 00:39:02,900 --> 00:39:04,633 Don't pretend that you don't know me. 491 00:39:06,067 --> 00:39:07,800 I miss you so much. 492 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,400 I've been searching all over the country for you, 493 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,200 And now that you're here... 494 00:39:19,667 --> 00:39:21,667 I'm so glad that I've found you. 495 00:39:24,767 --> 00:39:26,767 Promise me you won't leave me. 496 00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:28,333 I'll look after you. 497 00:39:29,167 --> 00:39:32,067 Anyway, I could give you anything that you like. 498 00:39:32,467 --> 00:39:33,567 What? 499 00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:35,500 What do you mean by that? 500 00:39:36,067 --> 00:39:38,400 I mean that I've got some money. 501 00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:40,233 You don't need to worry about cash, 502 00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,367 So we can stay together. 503 00:39:47,100 --> 00:39:48,733 Sorry to disturb you. 504 00:39:52,267 --> 00:39:54,200 This time there's nowhere to go. 505 00:39:55,733 --> 00:39:57,200 Do you want to fight? 506 00:39:58,833 --> 00:40:00,733 And if I should say yes? 507 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,767 There's three to one. 508 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,100 Just give me my girl, 509 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:09,200 And I will forget about that. 510 00:40:09,933 --> 00:40:13,600 But it's too late. I cannot leave him. 511 00:40:14,567 --> 00:40:15,833 I'm his. 512 00:40:15,833 --> 00:40:18,167 What? You're his? 513 00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:20,833 Ah, listen men! 514 00:40:20,833 --> 00:40:21,767 Sir. 515 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,833 Let the best man win the girl. 516 00:40:27,267 --> 00:40:29,433 (Smacking) 517 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:35,533 Damnit. I am the best man. 518 00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:37,833 You're supposed to hit him. 519 00:41:06,767 --> 00:41:08,600 Lady, it's all over. 520 00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:10,767 They've gone. Gone away. 521 00:41:15,633 --> 00:41:18,300 (Laughs) You did that really well, darling. 522 00:41:21,333 --> 00:41:22,667 Ah. 523 00:41:23,433 --> 00:41:25,700 Welcome. Please come in. 524 00:41:26,467 --> 00:41:27,867 Here. Take a seat. 525 00:41:28,133 --> 00:41:29,367 (Laughs) 526 00:41:30,700 --> 00:41:33,067 Please take a seat. There. 527 00:41:33,833 --> 00:41:35,933 What would you like to order? 528 00:41:37,067 --> 00:41:38,533 My teeth aren't very good. 529 00:41:38,967 --> 00:41:41,400 Maybe a couple of soups would do nicely. 530 00:41:42,233 --> 00:41:44,600 Sir, would you like some wine? 531 00:41:44,733 --> 00:41:45,833 Wine? 532 00:41:45,933 --> 00:41:47,100 Yes. 533 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,867 I'm not sure that we can afford it. 534 00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:52,767 You cannot afford wine? 535 00:41:53,433 --> 00:41:54,933 How about something else? 536 00:41:55,067 --> 00:41:56,933 I know. How about tea? 537 00:41:57,267 --> 00:41:59,567 A nice cup of tea. That's what you need. 538 00:41:59,733 --> 00:42:00,633 That's it. 539 00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:01,633 Tea. I don't think so. 540 00:42:02,067 --> 00:42:03,533 Should we have some? 541 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,633 Yes. Tea is very good for your health, dear. 542 00:42:07,533 --> 00:42:08,833 All right, some tea. 543 00:42:08,833 --> 00:42:11,100 All right, sir, I'll get you some. 544 00:42:11,733 --> 00:42:12,667 (Laughs) 545 00:42:12,733 --> 00:42:14,633 Hey, one more bottle of wine. 546 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,367 Right away. (ominous music) 547 00:42:17,733 --> 00:42:20,367 Darling, after that long walk, 548 00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:22,467 You must be so tired. 549 00:42:22,700 --> 00:42:24,367 I worry about you. 550 00:42:24,567 --> 00:42:27,533 I'm all right, but are you sure you are not tired? 551 00:42:27,967 --> 00:42:29,267 It was a long way. 552 00:42:30,067 --> 00:42:31,833 Would you like me to massage you? 553 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:33,900 It's all right, dear. 554 00:42:35,167 --> 00:42:38,567 I'm feeling much better just to hear your concern about me. 555 00:42:38,567 --> 00:42:39,333 Are you sure? 556 00:42:39,533 --> 00:42:41,267 That's so sweet. 557 00:42:41,333 --> 00:42:43,567 They love each other so very much. 558 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,467 Love each other's money. 559 00:42:56,933 --> 00:42:59,700 There. Enjoy your meal. 560 00:43:02,267 --> 00:43:03,733 Delicious. 561 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,400 It really is good, 562 00:43:06,067 --> 00:43:07,233 And the only thing that would make it better 563 00:43:07,233 --> 00:43:08,667 Is some wine. 564 00:43:09,633 --> 00:43:11,233 Hey. 565 00:43:16,067 --> 00:43:18,767 (Dramatic music) 566 00:43:18,767 --> 00:43:20,067 My good friend. 567 00:43:20,267 --> 00:43:22,400 Would you care for a cup of wine? 568 00:43:23,933 --> 00:43:25,633 Thank you young man. 569 00:43:26,967 --> 00:43:28,700 Would you care to join your husband? 570 00:43:28,933 --> 00:43:30,400 It's all right. Thank you. 571 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:31,567 Go on. 572 00:43:31,633 --> 00:43:33,833 Thank you very much, but please. 573 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,467 You two go ahead. 574 00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:41,067 You must have both been on the road 575 00:43:41,067 --> 00:43:42,200 For a very long time. 576 00:43:42,567 --> 00:43:43,867 You're quite right. 577 00:43:44,367 --> 00:43:46,700 We have come a very long, long way. 578 00:43:49,067 --> 00:43:50,367 Is that right? 579 00:43:52,300 --> 00:43:53,767 Tell me, my friend. 580 00:43:56,667 --> 00:43:58,733 Have you ever seen him before now? 581 00:44:00,533 --> 00:44:03,100 (Laughs) What a handsome man he is. 582 00:44:03,267 --> 00:44:04,467 Really good looking. 583 00:44:05,300 --> 00:44:07,433 Wouldn't mind him as my son-in-law. 584 00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:10,533 I don't think you would. 585 00:44:10,667 --> 00:44:12,433 This man's got a price on his head. 586 00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:14,800 If I could get him, 587 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,600 I wouldn't need to worry about money. 588 00:44:17,067 --> 00:44:18,233 Well, young man. 589 00:44:18,233 --> 00:44:20,200 It occurs to me you are a bounty hunter. 590 00:44:20,267 --> 00:44:21,933 You kill for a price? 591 00:44:22,333 --> 00:44:23,600 Well, almost. 592 00:44:24,933 --> 00:44:26,400 Why would you kill him? 593 00:44:26,467 --> 00:44:28,500 What has he ever done that's so wrong? 594 00:44:28,967 --> 00:44:31,067 Well, he made the governor laugh. 595 00:44:32,900 --> 00:44:35,667 Tell me. How is that such a bad thing? 596 00:44:36,133 --> 00:44:39,067 He is really an unqualified acupuncturist. 597 00:44:40,733 --> 00:44:42,467 He deceived the governor into believing 598 00:44:42,467 --> 00:44:45,367 He could revitalize him with his acupuncture. 599 00:44:46,467 --> 00:44:48,167 However... 600 00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:59,400 (Laughs) 601 00:45:19,900 --> 00:45:21,267 Why, after acupuncture, 602 00:45:22,300 --> 00:45:24,800 Do I have to keep laughing all the time? 603 00:45:34,633 --> 00:45:37,400 Listen, find that acupuncturist, 604 00:45:37,667 --> 00:45:39,100 And you arrest him. 605 00:45:39,433 --> 00:45:41,067 (Laughs) 606 00:45:42,133 --> 00:45:43,067 Sir. 607 00:45:43,133 --> 00:45:44,200 Go away. 608 00:45:45,100 --> 00:45:46,833 What's this then? 609 00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:53,567 [Voiceover] You will have to laugh forever, 610 00:45:53,567 --> 00:45:55,633 Because you've exploited your people. 611 00:45:57,767 --> 00:46:01,300 The filthy little bastard! (Laughs) 612 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,933 You put out the word. 613 00:46:03,067 --> 00:46:07,067 I'll pay a huge reward for anyone who can catch him. 614 00:46:08,067 --> 00:46:10,067 I promised to capture him, 615 00:46:10,067 --> 00:46:12,300 And I intend to do just that. 616 00:46:13,700 --> 00:46:15,067 Sir. 617 00:46:16,333 --> 00:46:17,533 My wife looks rather tired, 618 00:46:17,533 --> 00:46:19,133 Can you organize a room for her? 619 00:46:19,133 --> 00:46:20,433 Yes. 620 00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:21,367 Go with the gentleman. 621 00:46:21,367 --> 00:46:22,367 This way, madam. 622 00:46:23,067 --> 00:46:23,767 Well my friend, 623 00:46:24,167 --> 00:46:25,333 To your good health. 624 00:46:25,867 --> 00:46:27,733 That's it, madam. It's not very far. 625 00:46:37,067 --> 00:46:41,600 Once I start, I find it very difficult to stop drinking. 626 00:46:44,667 --> 00:46:47,367 I start feeling warm all over. 627 00:46:48,567 --> 00:46:50,400 How wonderful. 628 00:46:51,567 --> 00:46:54,067 I feel refreshed all over. 629 00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:57,067 I feel young again. (Laughs) 630 00:46:57,867 --> 00:47:00,900 Old man, you seem in remarkable condition. 631 00:47:01,433 --> 00:47:02,700 My friend... 632 00:47:04,067 --> 00:47:05,333 I am. 633 00:47:05,667 --> 00:47:06,933 You won't see muscles like these 634 00:47:06,933 --> 00:47:09,767 On a man who's even half my age. 635 00:47:10,633 --> 00:47:12,633 (Laughing) 636 00:47:27,700 --> 00:47:29,667 All right, he is there. 637 00:47:30,533 --> 00:47:33,333 (Dramatic music) 638 00:47:44,967 --> 00:47:49,633 (Drum beating) 639 00:47:54,167 --> 00:47:57,067 These gentleman from Japan are not here to sight see. 640 00:47:57,467 --> 00:47:59,133 They are here to stop the trouble. 641 00:47:59,667 --> 00:48:01,633 These men are famous all over the world 642 00:48:01,633 --> 00:48:04,167 As very dangerous and highly trained sword fighters. 643 00:48:06,533 --> 00:48:08,333 Would you like to know how good they are? 644 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,700 Ask them. Go ahead. 645 00:48:11,433 --> 00:48:12,700 They're your troubleshooters. 646 00:48:13,533 --> 00:48:15,133 I really don't care. 647 00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:17,167 You don't look very dangerous. 648 00:48:18,467 --> 00:48:19,633 Huh? 649 00:48:19,833 --> 00:48:21,833 You mean, you're saying you're not afraid 650 00:48:21,833 --> 00:48:23,100 Of these famous men? 651 00:48:23,267 --> 00:48:24,833 Right? Listen now! 652 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,833 You see these men. 653 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,900 I want you to clear them out of here. 654 00:48:30,767 --> 00:48:33,267 I got to play court like rats in a trap. 655 00:48:41,900 --> 00:48:43,467 (Yelling) 656 00:48:47,367 --> 00:48:50,167 (Sword swiping) 657 00:49:09,067 --> 00:49:10,900 (Screaming) 658 00:49:34,233 --> 00:49:35,733 Ah, what a good show. 659 00:49:35,967 --> 00:49:37,333 Wine? 660 00:49:41,467 --> 00:49:43,067 (Laughs) 661 00:49:55,700 --> 00:49:57,233 Just a minute. 662 00:50:05,167 --> 00:50:06,933 Thank you for waiting, sir. 663 00:50:37,433 --> 00:50:38,600 I've got to get out. 664 00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:40,067 [Man] Come back here! 665 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,367 Well then. 666 00:50:47,467 --> 00:50:49,633 What do you think of your famous men now? 667 00:50:50,367 --> 00:50:51,533 Well, sir. 668 00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:54,933 I guess they were all fakes after all. 669 00:50:55,667 --> 00:50:57,500 Couldn't we just forget about this thing? 670 00:50:57,500 --> 00:50:58,833 What do you say? 671 00:50:58,933 --> 00:51:00,133 (Laughs nervously) 672 00:51:00,233 --> 00:51:01,500 Why don't you just get out of here, 673 00:51:01,500 --> 00:51:03,300 Like a good little boy? 674 00:51:04,067 --> 00:51:05,267 Wait a moment. 675 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,200 There is something I'd like to do. 676 00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:09,567 Get up. 677 00:51:12,867 --> 00:51:15,100 I have something to make them feel better. 678 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,167 Darling, you were wonderful, 679 00:51:25,167 --> 00:51:27,733 But in the beginning, I thought you would die. 680 00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:29,900 Only because they're so famous. 681 00:51:30,267 --> 00:51:31,400 I'm not a fighter, 682 00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:32,600 But they're worse than I was, 683 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,100 Even when I was young. 684 00:51:34,733 --> 00:51:37,667 (Laughing) 685 00:51:52,167 --> 00:51:53,400 How do you love the treatment? 686 00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:54,467 Not bad, eh? 687 00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:56,933 I'm very impressed, my friend. 688 00:51:57,067 --> 00:51:58,300 You phoney old man! 689 00:52:02,833 --> 00:52:05,333 (Groaning) 690 00:52:11,300 --> 00:52:13,100 You can't run away and just leave me behind. 691 00:52:13,100 --> 00:52:14,400 You just can't. 692 00:52:20,467 --> 00:52:21,467 C'mon. 693 00:52:32,067 --> 00:52:34,233 You've gotta run faster. 694 00:52:34,667 --> 00:52:35,900 Can't we stop now? 695 00:52:36,233 --> 00:52:37,767 I can't go any further. 696 00:52:41,367 --> 00:52:43,400 You know, we really can't stay very long. 697 00:52:45,067 --> 00:52:46,967 (Ominous music) 698 00:52:47,100 --> 00:52:48,100 Who's there? 699 00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:52,067 (Laughing) 700 00:52:59,067 --> 00:53:00,533 Old lady and old man. 701 00:53:00,533 --> 00:53:01,767 We've missed you. 702 00:53:01,833 --> 00:53:03,233 Where have you been hiding? 703 00:53:04,333 --> 00:53:06,667 (Grunting and groaning) 704 00:53:13,967 --> 00:53:18,067 (Hitting) 705 00:53:28,233 --> 00:53:30,267 Now I'm not gonna let you out of my sight. 706 00:53:30,567 --> 00:53:32,167 What do you think about that then? 707 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,300 You bastard. You goddamn bastard. 708 00:53:39,367 --> 00:53:40,767 My back is breaking. 709 00:53:41,133 --> 00:53:42,667 I think it's time for you to get off. 710 00:53:42,733 --> 00:53:43,867 Okay. Put me down. 711 00:53:43,967 --> 00:53:45,233 How about there? 712 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,900 You're pretty heavy for such a young girl. 713 00:53:48,167 --> 00:53:50,500 (Giggling) 714 00:53:58,267 --> 00:53:59,367 Hot rain? 715 00:54:05,167 --> 00:54:06,333 It's you. 716 00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:07,767 So good to see you again. 717 00:54:10,267 --> 00:54:12,500 I think we'll just sit down and watch you. 718 00:54:13,967 --> 00:54:16,433 Why don't you try to run away again, my friend? 719 00:54:17,067 --> 00:54:19,233 (Chuckles) 720 00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:26,867 (Whimpering) 721 00:54:36,767 --> 00:54:39,800 (Ominous music) 722 00:54:42,833 --> 00:54:44,933 (Laughs) 723 00:54:50,467 --> 00:54:52,267 Now that I've got you down there, 724 00:54:52,267 --> 00:54:54,567 You won't be able to run away again, 725 00:54:54,567 --> 00:54:55,933 And please, 726 00:54:55,933 --> 00:54:58,167 Try not to hurt yourself down there. 727 00:54:58,867 --> 00:55:00,400 The governor likes to get his criminals 728 00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:02,100 In good shape, 729 00:55:02,100 --> 00:55:04,200 And I always try to do my best to please him. 730 00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:14,233 Come here. I'm in a hurry. 731 00:55:14,233 --> 00:55:15,600 I want you to do something for me. 732 00:55:15,933 --> 00:55:17,500 [Woman] Yes. 733 00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:26,133 What is it you want? 734 00:55:26,133 --> 00:55:27,367 I want you to hold this for me. 735 00:55:27,433 --> 00:55:28,700 What if he tries to run away? 736 00:55:29,100 --> 00:55:30,867 Knock it off and just hold it, will you? 737 00:55:32,100 --> 00:55:33,533 I'm gonna wash my hands. 738 00:55:33,767 --> 00:55:35,500 Oh, there's no bathroom around here. 739 00:55:36,833 --> 00:55:38,133 C'mon, don't be so stupid. 740 00:55:38,767 --> 00:55:40,067 Just hold on tight to that, 741 00:55:40,067 --> 00:55:41,367 And keep an eye on him. 742 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:50,300 Hi there. 743 00:55:52,433 --> 00:55:54,300 You are very beautiful, 744 00:55:55,233 --> 00:55:57,333 And I'll bet you're nice as well. 745 00:55:57,900 --> 00:55:58,800 You know, a lot of people 746 00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,400 Have said that I'm pretty. 747 00:56:01,133 --> 00:56:03,067 And you are a pretty girl! 748 00:56:04,700 --> 00:56:06,100 Tell me something. 749 00:56:06,100 --> 00:56:07,833 Do you love that guy that you're with? 750 00:56:09,433 --> 00:56:11,433 I'm not quite sure if I love him or not, 751 00:56:11,767 --> 00:56:13,867 But I know that he's been very kind. 752 00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:16,433 Hey, can you let me go? 753 00:56:17,267 --> 00:56:18,833 Would you do me that favor? 754 00:56:19,300 --> 00:56:21,067 I heard that! 755 00:56:21,433 --> 00:56:22,600 Don't listen to anything he says! 756 00:56:23,233 --> 00:56:24,733 Don't talk to me. 757 00:56:25,767 --> 00:56:28,200 Lady, beautiful lady. 758 00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:31,800 Tell me, have you ever seen a naked man's body before? 759 00:56:32,367 --> 00:56:33,367 Don't look now. 760 00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,067 You might get excited. 761 00:56:39,300 --> 00:56:40,667 Are you covered? 762 00:56:41,633 --> 00:56:43,733 Can I look now? 763 00:56:51,233 --> 00:56:52,700 Darling. 764 00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:58,500 Look. 765 00:57:05,633 --> 00:57:06,733 [Man] Terrific. 766 00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,833 Pretty strong. 767 00:57:17,633 --> 00:57:19,767 Ladies! Gentleman! 768 00:57:19,833 --> 00:57:21,500 Is there anyone among you out there 769 00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:23,667 Who thinks he can beat this man? 770 00:57:23,733 --> 00:57:27,067 My friend and I will give you 100 dollars 771 00:57:27,067 --> 00:57:29,767 To any one person who can knock him down. 772 00:57:31,067 --> 00:57:33,767 C'mon. Try to knock this great fighter down. 773 00:57:34,867 --> 00:57:37,733 Are there any brave, strong men out there? 774 00:57:38,567 --> 00:57:40,100 C'mon. Give it a go. 775 00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:52,267 C'mon, there must be at least one young man 776 00:57:52,267 --> 00:57:53,633 In this audience who thinks he can 777 00:57:53,633 --> 00:57:56,067 Knock down my prized fighter. 778 00:57:56,667 --> 00:57:58,167 Come and give it a go. 779 00:58:03,533 --> 00:58:05,067 Such a brave young man. 780 00:58:11,300 --> 00:58:12,567 C'mon. 781 00:58:13,067 --> 00:58:15,233 (Grunting) 782 00:58:29,567 --> 00:58:31,100 (Groaning) 783 00:58:43,333 --> 00:58:44,633 Come back here. 784 00:58:45,367 --> 00:58:49,133 You coward. Come back. 785 00:59:10,933 --> 00:59:12,333 Hey, don't go in there. 786 00:59:12,333 --> 00:59:13,100 Let me by. 787 00:59:13,767 --> 00:59:15,100 Don't be dumb. 788 00:59:15,733 --> 00:59:17,067 Though there's a village inhabited 789 00:59:17,067 --> 00:59:18,967 For people who have leprosy. 790 00:59:19,067 --> 00:59:21,233 I wouldn't advise going in there if I was you. 791 00:59:49,267 --> 00:59:52,333 (Exhales loudly) 792 01:00:08,533 --> 01:00:10,100 (Groans) 793 01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:23,800 Who are you? 794 01:00:27,133 --> 01:00:30,067 You come out if you know what's good for you. 795 01:00:38,833 --> 01:00:40,800 Who is it that wake a man from his dream? 796 01:00:46,767 --> 01:00:48,700 What do you think you are? 797 01:00:49,700 --> 01:00:51,000 Are you a ghost? 798 01:00:53,733 --> 01:00:56,667 I'm not a ghost, I'm a human being. 799 01:01:01,867 --> 01:01:04,067 You don't look like a human to me, 800 01:01:04,367 --> 01:01:06,300 All wrapped up in leaves and scaring people. 801 01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:09,667 How dare you do a thing like that? 802 01:01:09,933 --> 01:01:11,433 You disturb me. Bastard. 803 01:01:15,133 --> 01:01:16,533 That'll teach you not to disturb 804 01:01:16,533 --> 01:01:18,067 Old men in their sleep. 805 01:01:21,067 --> 01:01:22,700 I see that you're an expert at fighting. 806 01:01:23,067 --> 01:01:24,167 Please be my teacher. 807 01:01:24,467 --> 01:01:25,533 Please be my teacher. 808 01:01:25,833 --> 01:01:27,200 Your teacher? 809 01:01:27,333 --> 01:01:29,100 Yes, my teacher. 810 01:01:29,967 --> 01:01:31,067 First answer me this. 811 01:01:31,467 --> 01:01:33,067 Why are you dressed that way? 812 01:01:33,767 --> 01:01:35,433 There is a good explanation for that. 813 01:01:36,900 --> 01:01:38,900 My clothes were stolen, 814 01:01:39,267 --> 01:01:40,833 And then I had to escape from them. 815 01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:46,567 What makes you so sure it's safe here? 816 01:01:47,433 --> 01:01:49,600 This is a leper's village, 817 01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:52,567 And I've had leprosy for over 70 years. 818 01:01:52,567 --> 01:01:54,833 Over 70 years? 819 01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:59,167 Right, and now that you're here you'll die. 820 01:01:59,900 --> 01:02:01,300 So give me your liver. 821 01:02:01,567 --> 01:02:02,700 My liver? 822 01:02:02,767 --> 01:02:04,100 It's the only thing that's a cure. 823 01:02:04,667 --> 01:02:05,600 If you're not going to give it to me 824 01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:07,067 Than get out of here. 825 01:02:09,867 --> 01:02:11,267 (Laughs) 826 01:02:12,133 --> 01:02:14,600 I see that you're not only an expert in fighting, 827 01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:16,867 You're also an expert in telling lies 828 01:02:16,867 --> 01:02:17,967 To the unsuspecting people 829 01:02:17,967 --> 01:02:19,733 Who don't know any better. 830 01:02:20,167 --> 01:02:21,467 Leprosy? 831 01:02:21,567 --> 01:02:22,800 You're not a leper. 832 01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:25,300 Don't try to fool me with that story. 833 01:02:25,567 --> 01:02:27,300 Hey, you say I'm not a leper. 834 01:02:27,900 --> 01:02:28,800 Yeah. 835 01:02:29,933 --> 01:02:31,567 Look at your thick eyebrows. 836 01:02:31,633 --> 01:02:32,400 My eyebrows? 837 01:02:32,467 --> 01:02:33,567 And your fingers. 838 01:02:34,733 --> 01:02:35,967 You don't have leprosy, 839 01:02:37,833 --> 01:02:39,833 But I'm sure you have a reason for lying. 840 01:02:40,667 --> 01:02:43,067 Why are you hiding here, in a forest? 841 01:02:48,667 --> 01:02:50,200 Sorry. 842 01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:53,600 Just teach me how to fight as well as you do. 843 01:02:53,867 --> 01:02:55,067 I promise you, 844 01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:57,167 I'll do my best to practice hard. 845 01:02:57,633 --> 01:02:59,067 Teach me. 846 01:03:01,867 --> 01:03:04,867 I think you're an insolent and arrogant young man. 847 01:03:05,267 --> 01:03:08,267 (Dramatic music) 848 01:03:14,267 --> 01:03:15,600 Everything around you 849 01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:18,333 Is a combination of positive and negative forces. 850 01:03:18,633 --> 01:03:19,967 When the negatively charged air 851 01:03:19,967 --> 01:03:21,833 Hits the positively charged air 852 01:03:21,833 --> 01:03:24,067 Is causes thunder and lightening. 853 01:03:24,233 --> 01:03:26,067 I developed my unique space fist 854 01:03:26,067 --> 01:03:27,533 Based on this theory, 855 01:03:27,867 --> 01:03:30,067 And you must always believe that this theory 856 01:03:30,067 --> 01:03:31,267 Can save your life. 857 01:03:42,533 --> 01:03:44,167 Drunken Kid is the only man for me. 858 01:03:44,167 --> 01:03:45,500 (Groans) 859 01:03:46,833 --> 01:03:48,567 Pig headed... 860 01:03:48,567 --> 01:03:50,633 Bitches like you are no good. 861 01:03:54,067 --> 01:03:56,067 You will come to me in time. 862 01:03:56,367 --> 01:03:59,267 Now you just stay there, and lay in the dirt. 863 01:04:00,867 --> 01:04:04,200 [Woman] Drunken Kid! Help me! 864 01:04:17,667 --> 01:04:19,067 [Voiceover] Once you believe in yourself, 865 01:04:19,067 --> 01:04:20,800 You can accomplish anything. 866 01:04:21,433 --> 01:04:23,767 Have confidence and always follow justice. 867 01:04:23,767 --> 01:04:26,933 You can save Me-Rang if you just believe in yourself. 868 01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:32,767 (Drum beat) 869 01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:41,833 (Yelling) 870 01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,067 Me-Rang! 871 01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:59,633 Me-Rang! 872 01:06:00,067 --> 01:06:02,600 Drunken Kid! 873 01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:06,633 (Groans) 874 01:06:06,967 --> 01:06:09,833 Me-Rang. Me-Rang. 875 01:06:09,900 --> 01:06:11,933 (Sad music) 876 01:06:16,267 --> 01:06:18,067 Me-Rang. 877 01:06:24,067 --> 01:06:25,700 Hold it. 878 01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:31,467 Looks like you're a little late in saving her. 879 01:06:31,767 --> 01:06:33,767 Now you must accept the fact that she's dead. 880 01:06:34,767 --> 01:06:36,067 Kill him. 881 01:06:36,300 --> 01:06:39,600 (Grunting and groaning) 882 01:07:14,667 --> 01:07:17,333 (Sword swiping) 883 01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:39,333 (Groans) 884 01:07:40,100 --> 01:07:42,767 (Hitting) 885 01:09:05,233 --> 01:09:07,100 (Screaming) 886 01:09:13,433 --> 01:09:15,667 (Groaning) 887 01:12:30,633 --> 01:12:33,500 (Ominous music) 888 01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:41,833 Let's take a break. I'm tired now. 889 01:12:42,267 --> 01:12:43,533 What kind of man are you? 890 01:12:43,867 --> 01:12:45,300 Why are you doing this? 891 01:12:45,767 --> 01:12:47,933 Didn't I tell you that I want you in good shape? 892 01:12:52,500 --> 01:12:54,433 You better stay out of business that's not yours. 893 01:12:54,967 --> 01:12:56,667 Why don't you go away and bother someone else? 894 01:12:58,767 --> 01:13:00,067 Must I remind you, 895 01:13:00,067 --> 01:13:01,633 That your business is my business? 896 01:13:02,100 --> 01:13:03,433 So don't tell me what to do. 897 01:13:04,700 --> 01:13:05,900 You talk a lot, but now let's see 898 01:13:05,900 --> 01:13:07,967 If you're willing to fight for what you say. 899 01:13:08,267 --> 01:13:09,767 C'mon and fight, you bastard. 900 01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:12,667 That's just fine with me. 901 01:13:14,967 --> 01:13:17,233 You think you're so very good. 902 01:13:17,867 --> 01:13:19,367 Now let's see if you are. 903 01:13:37,167 --> 01:13:38,333 Cop. 904 01:13:39,300 --> 01:13:41,267 Now I recognize you. 905 01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:42,900 You're a murderer. 906 01:13:42,967 --> 01:13:45,067 Who goes around killing innocent people without a reason. 907 01:13:45,633 --> 01:13:46,867 Once, you were higher than me, 908 01:13:46,867 --> 01:13:47,767 But no longer. 909 01:13:48,267 --> 01:13:50,133 (Laughs) 910 01:13:51,533 --> 01:13:53,433 It's been a long time, 911 01:13:53,433 --> 01:13:55,867 And now you're a cop who catches criminals. 912 01:13:57,067 --> 01:14:00,100 I'm still higher than you, and don't you ever forget it. 913 01:14:02,467 --> 01:14:05,167 Well then, are you now ready to begin? 914 01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:07,267 Yes, I'm ready for you. 915 01:14:09,067 --> 01:14:10,833 I hope you don't regret it 916 01:14:10,967 --> 01:14:13,067 When your bones are broken apart. 917 01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:15,400 Broken? (Laughs) 918 01:14:15,467 --> 01:14:16,967 You couldn't break a piece of straw. 919 01:14:44,633 --> 01:14:46,767 (Screaming) 920 01:15:06,533 --> 01:15:09,267 (Loud screaming) 921 01:15:12,767 --> 01:15:14,867 (Screaming) 922 01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:23,333 Where's he gone? 923 01:15:27,233 --> 01:15:29,333 Come out, you lying coward. 924 01:15:36,467 --> 01:15:39,667 (Laughs) Here. I'm back. 925 01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:42,333 You wanna continue? 926 01:15:42,967 --> 01:15:45,667 (Grunting and groaning) 927 01:15:50,567 --> 01:15:52,900 (Slapping) 928 01:18:06,667 --> 01:18:08,667 (Ominous music) 929 01:19:03,133 --> 01:19:08,133 (Happy music) 930 01:19:11,533 --> 01:19:13,200 (Grunting) 931 01:19:20,900 --> 01:19:23,900 (Groaning)